Char H's definitions

knitting yogurt

The act of masturbating by a male.

"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."

by Char H January 7, 2006

deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.

The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.

by Char H January 11, 2006

Grey Duck

A sometimes derogatory slang term for someone either born or raised in Minnesota, Eastern South and North Dakota and Western Wisconsin that is sometimes also used as a badge of honor by said people. Derived from an alternate version of the children's game "duck, duck goose" played almost exclusively in the afore mentioned region of the United States. Supposedly, saying "grey duck" instead of "goose" allows for psych-out plays where you could say "greeen duck" or "grrrravel duck" or some such nonsense.
Alternate spelling: Gray Duck

Girl one "Where you from?"
Girl two "Sioux Falls, South Dakota"
Girl one "...oh."
Girl two "Yep, I'm a Grey Duck!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

chucktar

A homemade zither made from an old guitar neck. Can be plucked, hammered, bowed or picked. Sounds vaguely Asian or Middleastern.

"Ken was tossing out a broken guitar, so I took the neck and made a chucktar."

by Char H January 8, 2006

claudia

A female-specific version of the classic wedgie.

If that girl goes into the "cool girl's bathroom", she'll likely get a claudia.

by Char H January 11, 2006

sea slug

One of those freakishly huge double-sided dildos.

"Check it out, man! She's breaking out the sea slug!"

by Char H January 11, 2006

playing Johnny-fuck-around

Goofing off or horseplay. Used by my father to describe what I was doing instead of cleaning my room, doing my homework or whatever else I was supposed to be doing.

"Quit playing Johnny-fuck-around and clean up your room!"

by Char H January 7, 2006