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approximatively

A bastardisation of approximately and positively first used by people of marginal education. Even though those two words have different degrees of certitude, approximatively originally meant approximately but has since evolved to mean approximately with slightly more certitude, but not quite positively.
guy one: "How long will you be?"
guy two: "approximatively 15 minutes."
by Char H January 8, 2006
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Elvis pringle

A superfluous flap or nodule of skin on a girl's anus. Comes from an incident where I misheard a friend refering to such a skin flap while reviewing a porno movie. I have no idea what she really said...I was laughing too hard to find out. Now in fairly common usage.
"This porno would be really hot, but her Elvis pringle kinda creeps me out."
by Char H January 8, 2006
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bat jacking

A masturbation technique where a male masturbator rolls back onto his shoulders, with his body in the air over his face for the purposes of either giving himself a cum facial or eating his own load. Since the masturbator is essentially upside down, he takes on the appearance of a sleeping bat.
"I'm not flexible enough to suck myself off, so in order to cum in my own mouth, I have to resort to bat jacking"
by Char H January 8, 2006
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cornpone

A type of old-school country music popularized by the likes of David Allan Coe.
"That cornpone was some hot shit!"
by Char H January 8, 2006
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brefkast

Breakfast. I have known a couple of people that are normally well-spoken who just have, for whatever reason, an inability to properly say the work "breakfast".
"Lets go get some brefkast."
by Char H January 8, 2006
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Manowarrior

A devout follower of the band Manowar.
Someone who upholds the standards of True Metal and denounces false metal.
"That hair farmer is a true Manowarrior!"
by Char H January 29, 2006
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deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.
The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.
by Char H January 11, 2006
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