Bryan Gilbreath's definitions

bragedy

When terrible consequences, typically stemming from female relationships, befall a male.

T:Where's Brad man? He was supposed to be here an hour ago.
B: Haven't you heard? He has to have 'the talk' with his lady friend. It is truly a bragedy that he's so whipped.

by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

refraining order

A refraining order is when someone tells you not to say something to someone other than yourself.

Suzy: You better not comment on my sister's fat ass again. You're under a temporary 'refraining order' until we leave her house.
Jimmy: Yes dear.

by Bryan Gilbreath April 16, 2009

poovenir

The splattered or streaked 'reminders' one leaves behind after flushing the toilet.

Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!

by Bryan Gilbreath August 27, 2009

gosh pit

Evangelical behavior, when Jebus zaps them with the power of dance.

Pastor has everyone blabbering in tongues. Quick, let's jump into the gosh pit!

by Bryan Gilbreath December 2, 2022

fagnify

A hyperexamination of someone elses behavior or utterance that usually results in wrongly establishing a determination of their sexual preference.

A: Wow, that guy sure seems like he's a little too interested in musicals.

B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?

by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2009

science friction

The difference of opinion between scientific schools of thought.

A: Well, I'm glad we all finally agree that the beginning of everything hinges soley on the 'Big Bang' theory.
B: Hold on there, Poindexter! I think we have found ourselves in a position of 'science friction'. You see, I subscribe the the time's arrow school of thought.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 23, 2010

nymphomation

Contact information such as a name, phone number, email address etc. typically scrawled on a match book cover or a napkin. This information is generally obtained from a girl (hopefully a nymphomaniac) that you met at a bar the night before.

A: Did you get that chick's number that was grinding on you last night?
B: Indeed I did. She provided me with all the necessary 'nymphomation'.

by Bryan Gilbreath January 27, 2009