Bryan Gilbreath's definitions
A: Well, I'm glad we all finally agree that the beginning of everything hinges soley on the 'Big Bang' theory.
B: Hold on there, Poindexter! I think we have found ourselves in a position of 'science friction'. You see, I subscribe the the time's arrow school of thought.
B: Hold on there, Poindexter! I think we have found ourselves in a position of 'science friction'. You see, I subscribe the the time's arrow school of thought.
by Bryan Gilbreath October 23, 2010
Get the science frictionmug. Contact information such as a name, phone number, email address etc. typically scrawled on a match book cover or a napkin. This information is generally obtained from a girl (hopefully a nymphomaniac) that you met at a bar the night before.
A: Did you get that chick's number that was grinding on you last night?
B: Indeed I did. She provided me with all the necessary 'nymphomation'.
B: Indeed I did. She provided me with all the necessary 'nymphomation'.
by Bryan Gilbreath January 27, 2009
Get the nymphomationmug. T: Wow, that chick can simultaneously sing, juggle with one hand and perform complex mathematical equations with the other hand. She must be some kind of prodigy!
B: Nah man, she's not a prodigy, she's a 'broadigy'!
B: Nah man, she's not a prodigy, she's a 'broadigy'!
by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009
Get the broadigymug. A: Ohhhh, I just love the fabric and the color of that new dress! It really does wonders hiding all sorts of things!
B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!
B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!
by Bryan Gilbreath February 23, 2011
Get the fatronizemug. A hyperexamination of someone elses behavior or utterance that usually results in wrongly establishing a determination of their sexual preference.
A: Wow, that guy sure seems like he's a little too interested in musicals.
B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?
B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?
by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2009
Get the fagnifymug. by Bryan Gilbreath December 2, 2022
Get the gosh pitmug. A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.
Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012
Get the crawlleaguemug.