5th Column's definitions

British Tank

Used to describe a vehicle of some sort, usually an automobile, which has stalled out and/or won't run. Usually used in the form of a metaphor.

Hey, take a look at that Civic pulled over on the side of the road, with it's hood up and engine on fire! It's such a British tank!

by 5th Column April 28, 2003

McDonalds

1. A fast food restaurant that serves fattening food. This place is one of the reasons why so many kids are so fat these days.

2. Where Schteve will work when he grows up.

Schteve: (Australian accent) Wudja like fries with that, muh'te?

by 5th Column May 30, 2003

frost back

A canadian.

"Frost back" is to wordCanada/word, as "Wetback" is to wordMexico/word.

by 5th Column May 31, 2003

sawed-off

A short dude.

by 5th Column May 6, 2003

yank

To tug on something.

Yank on this line, sailor.

by 5th Column May 1, 2003

Christianity

A really cool religion, because if you follow it then you can go around raping, beating, and killing people, and as long as you confess your sins at the end of the day and repent you'll go to heaven!!!!!

I masturbate fifteen times a day, but I'm going to heaven because I tell God that I love him after I'm done!

by 5th column September 16, 2006

TNA

Testicles and Asshole

by 5th Column June 1, 2003