(verb)
The act of having a clay or claying; the opposite of declaying.
(noun)
A poo poo but not just any old crap; a healthy one that registers as type 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart and emerges into the world as a slither of soft, smooth, brown snakes, heaped in a rich, round, plentiful pile. This most excellent excrement has properties similar to clay (hence, the name) and is able to be pinched, rolled, cut, or built up in layers to form shapes of all kinds. Think back to that blind bird who made a sculpture of Lionel Richie's swede in the music video of 'Hello'.
The act of having a clay or claying; the opposite of declaying.
(noun)
A poo poo but not just any old crap; a healthy one that registers as type 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart and emerges into the world as a slither of soft, smooth, brown snakes, heaped in a rich, round, plentiful pile. This most excellent excrement has properties similar to clay (hence, the name) and is able to be pinched, rolled, cut, or built up in layers to form shapes of all kinds. Think back to that blind bird who made a sculpture of Lionel Richie's swede in the music video of 'Hello'.
"I've been thinking about you while blissfully claying, babe"
"Right kids, have fun with the clay but don't put it in your mouths as it's not meant to be re-eaten"
Other derived usage incudes reference to having a Cassius (a champion clay), having a Clay-tonne (after a particularly bountiful sitting) and being Clayborne (after an uncomfortable period of a prolonged dearth of clay).
"Right kids, have fun with the clay but don't put it in your mouths as it's not meant to be re-eaten"
Other derived usage incudes reference to having a Cassius (a champion clay), having a Clay-tonne (after a particularly bountiful sitting) and being Clayborne (after an uncomfortable period of a prolonged dearth of clay).
by Amber Heard's Bed September 24, 2023
by TROPHYEYES April 13, 2017
Thee hottest man in the word. He is so hot that girls tities fall off when they look at him. Some times girls get so drenched they become a tsunami.
by Clayyyyyyyyy February 13, 2017
Something that exhibits the qualities of 'clayness'. Unreal. Weird.
Essentially a person who's physical appearance or personality has the ability to blow your mind.
To truly understand the meaning of clay you must understand that everything is 'clay' however it must first exhibit its 'clayness' to be considered 'clay'. You must be able to realize how 'clay' something before you can call it 'clay'.
Essentially a person who's physical appearance or personality has the ability to blow your mind.
To truly understand the meaning of clay you must understand that everything is 'clay' however it must first exhibit its 'clayness' to be considered 'clay'. You must be able to realize how 'clay' something before you can call it 'clay'.
Damn that shit is clay.
Holy fuck that dude is completely clay.
Elijah Wood is clay. Especially when he was a kid.
Holy fuck that dude is completely clay.
Elijah Wood is clay. Especially when he was a kid.
by Mr. Kebop April 17, 2008
When you take a dump and there's that little left over stuff that you just can't get out of your ass pubes, it's like clay. Very difficult to get out.
Man that wine and cheese party last night was out of control. I've got major clay goin on, I was wiping for ten minutes today and my ass still looks like chocolate pudding on shag carpet.
by themustardtiger January 7, 2011
Yo: Do you know that one silly silly goofness? I can't remember his name.
Mama: oh, yeah. That's clay! Ofc.
Mama: oh, yeah. That's clay! Ofc.
by deezsharts January 27, 2022