Someone who is lazy kind caring has many friend but don’t talk to all of them has an enymy who still wants to friends with you but you hate her so you pretend to be her friend so that one day you can ruin her life
by Eggy2434213 May 25, 2021
It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either
by TheDawgLives August 24, 2015
Whoever’s name is Clayton, or simply clay, live by a certain way of life and have their own certain traditions.
by ehmeh.nehseh October 12, 2018
A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off
Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.
by PhrogMilk November 16, 2020
by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023
When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.
by Honky Actual May 20, 2016