gnarley boots

imaginary boots one puts on just before going out to get wasted.

It's Wednesday night, we got nothin' to do, let's strap on our gnarley boots. (followed by drinking/smoking until no longer coherent)

by BostonSux September 9, 2006

Wolf a Gnarley

To wolf a gnarley. In the sense of a sexual act such as busting a nut, blowing a load, or even having a bowel movement, etc...

Holy shitballz Batman! I think I just wolfed a gnarley!

Hey baby, how bout we call it a night and wolf some gnarleys?

Where's the shitter? I'm gonna' wolf a gnarley!

So how much would it cost for you to wolf my gnarleys?

by Legal Definition July 6, 2009

Gnarley Pubes

A term used to describe someone's stinky, long, curly gross pubic hair.

Joe: Ohhh man dude I was gonna have sex with Linda last night but she had some gnarley pubes!

Broseph: Aww man that's the worst!

by Gnarles Pubison July 27, 2011

gnarley crunched

The hippie way of referring to being high as a result of weed.

I'm gnarley crunched outta my mind!

by von Wchinitz June 16, 2008

gnarley bananas

its just like gnarley but way better and way more extreme, awesome, wicked, sick, and out of control

pick anything like a movie, something you just ate or did and describe it as gnarley bananas, implying it was awesome, gnarley, extreme or just fun. e.g. did you just see that guy backflip on his skateboard? that was gnarley bananas

by Tim Squirrel April 22, 2008

gnarley cakes

(adjective) Normally used to describe the snow or weather conditions on a ski mountain when they become stormy, windy, icy, extremely cold or otherwise particularly difficult. Used by snowboarders and some skiiers. Linguists studying the term have concluded that it likely originated in the Sierra Nevada Mountain Range ski towns during late 2007 towards the end of the Hummer H2 age and was primarily used by resort industry instructors at June Mountain, California.

Whoa man, you had better suit up.... it's turning gnarley cakes out there.

by Stan Wilkinson May 17, 2008

gnarley marley

The act of taking a shit while smoking marijuana. Can also be the act of just smoking in a shitter. such as a porta jhon. One of the single greatest experiences life has to offer.

Dude theres alot of people around but a wanna smoke...screw it ill go in the john and take a gnarley marley.

by DocBoos February 21, 2011