by PoppaHut January 20, 2013
Is a white fuckboy that sits next to you in history. He has most likely shot a lot of guns in his life. He is very red like a tomato. Like a cherry tomato. But he is also a bitch ass NEGRO. He will not accepted the N-Word Pass from the boy Squigga. Or Shrigga, or Nigward.
Fidel: hey did you hear about the shooting that Wyatt Knott was going to do it was on sunday.
Mark: Yea retard were not even coming to school on sunday.
Local News: School shooting on sunday. Very tragic only one boy died Mark.
Mark: Yea retard were not even coming to school on sunday.
Local News: School shooting on sunday. Very tragic only one boy died Mark.
by BIG NIG $@) ^( October 21, 2019
A small town in currituck county NC. The best place in the world. No niggers allowed. Some people call it "the vape town". This shit is lit up in this bitch. Come on down to have the best time of your life. If you live in VA or currituck and have not been to Knotts island your life sucks. Every guy on Knotts island has a huge dick.
Jim Bob:Bro where should we go party and have the best day of my fucking life.
Tim: bro let's go to Knotts island that place is lit
Jim Bob:ok let me grab my vape
Tim: bro let's go to Knotts island that place is lit
Jim Bob:ok let me grab my vape
by Savageniqaa February 13, 2016
“Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said there would only be a few ostriches.” ~ Don Knotts on ostriches.
by Señor B. December 24, 2009
“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”
“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”
“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”
“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”
“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”
“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”
“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”
by noiamnotghos August 27, 2022
A term used to describe a technique used while performing Fellatio on a Male. This involves placing one of your cupped palms under your upper teeth and the other cupped palm under your bottom teeth while both hands are inside your mouth. This allows you to hold your mouth open wide so that you can slide your hands and tongue up and down on the male organ while simultaneously sucking like a fish and pushing up on your lips. This act causes you to resemble the fish version and really the real version of Don Knotts from that Incredible Mr. Limpet movie.
When Katie wants to impress her boyfriend she puts on some 60s music and introduces him to The Don Knotts.
by thedoorisajartoday April 27, 2022