433 definitions by larstait

UltimateElectronics

The average idiot American wacthes up to 6 hours of T.V. a day!

That's right it is TV

by larstait November 5, 2003

Scheiße

'wordShit/word' in German.

Scheiße kopf!

by larstait October 10, 2003

condolence

Pity for someone else's sorrow or loss; Sympathy.

After the sudden death of Princess Diana, thousands of messages of condolenc were sent to her family.

by larstait November 11, 2003

poppy seed

A seed of a poppy flower that contains a good item of concern

Poppy seed highs

by larstait October 30, 2003

Deus Ex Machina

Situation in which one escapes by means noone could distinctly or indirectly predict.

Plot device in which the author makes up stupid shit to save his character.

None needed.

by larstait October 8, 2003

proselyte

To convert (usually to Jewish)

The newly proselyted, bright young cadet was eager to participate in battle.

by larstait November 15, 2003

Cogent

Forcible, convincing.

"Why, I'll be as pink as a pistle." "Pink as a pistle? I can't even form a cogent simile anymore." -
Stewie

by larstait November 14, 2003