23 definitions by bTreezy

Really fuckin drunk. Could also apply to being cross faded or being on any number of drugs and drinkin huge.
"I'm soo fuckin ruined right now...why'd I start drinkin at noon?"
by bTreezy October 25, 2006
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This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.
"I shit tray'd the shit out of Buck's house last night, such a classic move."
by bTreezy October 16, 2008
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Filling a filthy whore's pussy with your swinging meat dangle.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.
"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"

"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"

"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."

by bTreezy October 26, 2006
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A room in which the main activity is pounding snatch. This could include an extra hotel room in Vegas set aside for whoever picks up a broad and needs a place to slam or a friend's house (or room in said house) where a lot of skanks get filled.
The Smash Pad at the Encore was clutch last night, thanks man

No worries, it was comped anyway
by bTreezy August 10, 2010
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"Seriously dude - put your meat dangle away - nobody wants to see that shit."
by bTreezy October 17, 2006
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