Adjective.
1. A female who says they have no affection towards her boyfriend, however, complains to the world about his lack of affection towards her, at all times.
2. Erin Murray
1. A female who says they have no affection towards her boyfriend, however, complains to the world about his lack of affection towards her, at all times.
2. Erin Murray
by Shady Inference1 February 3, 2009
by missingnumber00 January 3, 2011
RB: If you guys are all about individuality, why do you all have the same artificially-black hair, black nails, bobby-pinned clothes, and plaid pants?
Punk: Dude, you're such a frekin' hypocrite!
Punk: Dude, you're such a frekin' hypocrite!
by Rodney Basil May 21, 2004
Nick Clegg is a classic example of a hypocrite.
I just voted on increasing tuition fees by 300%, but it's still our policy to abolish tuition fees
I just voted on increasing tuition fees by 300%, but it's still our policy to abolish tuition fees
by umyk1 December 13, 2010
A hypocrite is someone who is critical of a certain practice when they themselves are engaging in the very same practice.
Anyone who supports illegal immigration in Arizona yet maintains locks on the doors of their homes and businesses to keep people from just walking in and taking anything they may need to make a better life for themselves or their families is a hypocrite.
by Markwonder May 14, 2010
Someone who says they would never do say or feel something and then they do it anyway, sometimes not even knowing it at the time.
Someone who sets rules or guidelines for themselves, but can never live up to it.
Someone who says they hate when other people do something, but they do it anyway.
Someone who sets rules or guidelines for themselves, but can never live up to it.
Someone who says they hate when other people do something, but they do it anyway.
bob: i hate when people write really long myspace pages!!its a waste of space.
steve: Yeah me too dude. Oh wait, ive seen yours and it IS pretty long..
bob: oh cmon. so what. i mean its not THAT long..is it? ..only 12 paragraphs...
steve: your such a hypocrite.
steve: Yeah me too dude. Oh wait, ive seen yours and it IS pretty long..
bob: oh cmon. so what. i mean its not THAT long..is it? ..only 12 paragraphs...
steve: your such a hypocrite.
by Hmmm. ? July 27, 2009
Someone who can call their friend a slut, but has a problem with somebody who's not a friend calling them a slut or using the word slut, is by definition the worst kind of hypocrite. Like an asshole who does not know he's an asshole, this kind of hypocrite doesn't ever see who they really are, and is usually apologetic without knowing why they're apologetic or what for. It's better to do something on purpose and be a rude asshole about it than say you're sorry when you're full of shit and don't mean a word of what you say.
Another hypocrite who doesn't know it and thinks she's being treated unfair when somebody calls her a slut, why doesn't that impress people at the party anymore?
by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018