The Helen of Modern times... beautiful, smart, funny, and sometimes even friendly. Kind and generous you'll never find a more intoxicatingly stunning girl.
Ich will dich in den Arsch ficken!!
Ich will dich in den Arsch ficken!!
by The ex April 14, 2005
A person who brags about their life acheivements, most likely fantasy, usually a result of short mans disease, red hair or being molested as a child. Always can out do anyones story of greatness and or acheivement.
"I shot a bear in the woods with my rifle". Mc Bragg answers "I once shot a bear in the woods in the great war with my blunderbuss and finished it off with my bare hands"
by mickeeey June 21, 2009
by Chief beatty May 17, 2018
dark thick gorgouse. jack mccormick mormon, his youth is yours. footballer and pussy magnet. could get any chick he wanted for ten dollars. family man on the inside. he's got some lucious locks on that head
by NADE FAGG July 23, 2017
A dying mill / fishing town situated along the Northern California coast between San Francisco and Eureka. The peeps there are mostly loggers, fishermen, growers, or welfare recipients. The average summertime temperature is 65 degrees and cloudy. Locals refer to anyone not from there as tourists or flatlanders. The women are hot and the men will hand you your ass if you mess with them.
The weed is dank, bro! And our hometown brewery serves up scrimmy-licious Skrimshaw beer, Old #38 Stout, Brother Thelonius Abby Style Ale, Blue Star, and a whole lot more. The local fishermen's haul includes Snapper, Sole, Dungeonous Crab, Albacore, Black Cod, and King Salmon.Home of the California Western Railroad Skunk TrainThe World's Largest Salmon BBQ, the Whale Festival,
the Paul Bunyan Day's parade and Logging Show. They also have an Albert Quinonez.
Also a term used to describe a person who dives for abalone in bad weather, alone, or with a bad heart condition.
The weed is dank, bro! And our hometown brewery serves up scrimmy-licious Skrimshaw beer, Old #38 Stout, Brother Thelonius Abby Style Ale, Blue Star, and a whole lot more. The local fishermen's haul includes Snapper, Sole, Dungeonous Crab, Albacore, Black Cod, and King Salmon.Home of the California Western Railroad Skunk TrainThe World's Largest Salmon BBQ, the Whale Festival,
the Paul Bunyan Day's parade and Logging Show. They also have an Albert Quinonez.
Also a term used to describe a person who dives for abalone in bad weather, alone, or with a bad heart condition.
Guy #1 - "Man, sheck out that apple-bottom hottie! She is fine!"
Guy #2 - "F#@k yes! Where is she from anyway?"
Guy #1 - "Somebody said Fort Bragg."
"Did you hear about that Asian dude who drowned last week off Fort Bragg? He was diving in twenty foot seas without a fishing license and Mother Nature totally Fort Bragg'd his ass!"
Guy #2 - "F#@k yes! Where is she from anyway?"
Guy #1 - "Somebody said Fort Bragg."
"Did you hear about that Asian dude who drowned last week off Fort Bragg? He was diving in twenty foot seas without a fishing license and Mother Nature totally Fort Bragg'd his ass!"
by Speed Freq March 31, 2008
by JACKALACKfr September 23, 2011
by Hobagzzzzz June 6, 2006