18 definitions by LegendaryWølf

Boble

The Bible of Bob and his son, Rob.

“He claims we are the Messiah!” The Book of Rob, Boble.

by LegendaryWølf April 7, 2022

Simpism

Simpism is a branch of Bobism. The people of Simpism know that Bob is Everything, and Everything is Bob. The only difference is that these people are simps, and simp more than honor Bob the Almighty.

Guy: Did you know that Cussan is Simpism?
Cussan: UwU
Guy: Wadya mean Cussan?!
Cussan: Did you know that tennis racquets have HOLES in them?
Guy: Yeah?
Cussan: *Pokes finger through hole*
Guy: *Leaves*
Cussan: I AM A SIMP!

by LegendaryWølf April 8, 2022

The Book of Han

This is a book of the Boble, by the Cult of Bob the Almighty, otherwise known as Bob the Lord. This book mainly focuses on being Bob’s faithful servant, and the will to die for Bob.

The Book of Han in the Boble is very important, as it states that true followers will die for Bob.

by LegendaryWølf April 8, 2022

The 3 trillion names of Bob the Holy

Bob, Bob the holy, Bob the great, Bob the very very great, Bob the holy Bob, Holy Bob, Holy One, O great one, Father of greatness, Essence of Wifi, First and last of THE HOLY WORLD, Father of Rob, etc.

Let us witness the 3 trillion names of Bob the holy.

by LegendaryWølf September 7, 2022