21 definitions by Jonson McNally

Blow me

When you get blowed

Me: blow me
No one:
Me: fine I’ll do it myself

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Pole sex

When your in you how and out of nowhere a pole crashes right into the center of your anus

Me: lalala
Also me: ugh that pole feels goo
Pole sex try it

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Jacob

A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Ugh

When you have an orgasm and moan

Ugh

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Jerry

A nice dude with a small but HAIRY cock he lets his friends touch the pubes

Jonson: can I touch your pubes
Jerry: of course

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Pedophile Pete

A weird pedophile that is socially akward and clueless about everything

He’s a dumbass

Me: Lalala
Also me: ahhh it’s a pedophile
Pedophile Pete: blow me

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Alex

Stupid ass hoe that stole your friend from you and changed him into an annoying ass fuck

Alex sucks

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019