138 definitions by Jersey Kid

It is meant for 6 - 9 year olds, when your 14 and still think that High school is going to be like High school musical your going to have problems.
Disney channel watcher in highschool: Where's Zach Efron? Why isn't anybody singing? Where's the dancing?
by Jersey Kid February 2, 2008
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How us New Jersey people DONT say Jersey
We say Jurzee, see New Jersey accent
Not even people in North Jersey say it that way
Not even my cousins from NY say it
We have 8 million residents, do you really think all of them say "Joisey"? If you do than your dumb as hell.
I bet 90% of you who make fun of us have never been to New Jersey, and I bet I could make fun of your state but I don't cause I'm not some ignorant fuck who makes up shit.
NO ONE SAYS JOISEY.
by Jersey Kid March 16, 2008
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a person, usually female who looks cheap, trashy, dirty, and whore-like
by Jersey Kid February 9, 2008
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hot girl, 10 out of 10 on the hottness scale;
usually has the following qualities:

1. Full lips

2. Thick thighs

3. Round butt

4. Big bust

5. Flat stomach

6. Longish hair

7. Has a hot name like, Erica, Monica, Monique, etc.
Ay Sarah is a dime, did you see her last night? damnnn! she looked fine as hell
by Jersey Kid November 25, 2007
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The Northeast of the United States:

Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, New York, Massachusetts, Conneticut, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Maryland, and Delaware.

- Accents vary, New York, Philadelphian, Boston, and New Jersian are among the most noticable accents up here.

- If your from Jersey or Pennsylvania you call it a shore not a beach.

- We know what snow looks like and freeze our asses off during the winter.

- We consider NYC the capital of everything.

- There are some ghetto cities like Camden, Baltimore, some beautiful cities like NYC, Boston, Philly, and lots of rich suburbs.

- Lots of divirsity, whites, blacks, latinos, asians, all live here.

- In Jersey lots of malls, and suprisingly good beaches with huge waves.

- People are pretty accepting, like I said we are diverse.

If I wanna go to a great city, I'll go to Boston. Than I wanna shop so I will hit up NYC. After that I will get water ice in philly, and go to Jersey to buy stuff at that mall, go catch some waves down the shore, and get mugged in Camden. Northeast has everything, Mad love for Jersey, Philly, NYC, Las Vegas, Atlanta, and rest of the U.S
by Jersey Kid November 19, 2007
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A mutant cross-breed of an ipod and a phone
ipod + phone = iphone
by Jersey Kid February 22, 2008
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Don't get me wrong, I love parodies but this was pretty crappy. It had little humor and was more for the 11 - 13 age group.
I love scary movie, mad tv, and other parodies but epic movie was boring as shit.
by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
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