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a person who says or does something that they deemed unacceptable when someone else does it
my friend tristan is a hypocrite (he actually is)
by Dictionary doughnut September 2, 2017
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A lanky European that sneezes too much and constantly grabs your phone to look at memes.
Linda: hey Paul did you talk to labeat today
Paul: hey he fucking stole my phone and ran the battery out by looking at memes
by Dictionary doughnut January 18, 2019
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