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pentester

A penetration tester, or "pentester", is a security specialist tasked with penetrating an organisation's most attractive assets and confidentially revealing all to management. They carry a bag of exciting devices, and tend to enjoy testing the human element of security the most.
Despite the inexplicable innuendo of his industry accepted job title, Bobby the pentester spends his days being tested by uncooperative staff, poor procedures, and red tape. Nobody likes the bearer of bad news.
by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019
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Floptropica

A fictional nation created by Floptok, a TikTok community.

It is located on a fictional island called Flop Island, which is said to be located in the south of Chile and costs $35,000,000. It is a tropical country (even though it is located in the south of Patagonia region which is not tropical at all.)

It has no capital city but it's largest city is Jilu. It is split into 9 states; Cupcakkea, Jiafeia, Nickicity, Cvmberty Island (part of Jiafeia), C.V.M (Contour Vast Minajland) and New Barbados.

It has a population of 1,058,429 people and is ethnically and religiously diverse. Some of its inhabitants are Deborah Ali-Williams (the president of Floptropica), CupcakKe, Jiafei, Nicki Minaj and Lovely Peaches, all of whom are Floptok icons/characters.

This country was once at war with so-called Da Boyz, and it's called the Badussy War.

(Source: Floptok Wikia)
I love Floptropica! Seems like a good and h*rny place to stay🥰💅
by phonl October 17, 2023
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Crafternoon

An afternoon solely devoted to the joys of craft. Mainly trophy & paper-plate based activites but encompasses a variety of art forms. The only 2 conditions are that the activity must be after midday and crafty.
Carhug & Neil decided that after their recent adventures, they needed to pursue more leisurely activities, so Carhug said 'Aha! Lets smash it up with a delightful crafternoon!'
by Al Colemouse July 7, 2009
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snow job

An effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.
The entire presentation was a complete snow job.
by JS July 24, 2003
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mid off

a competition between two people that are both considered to be "mid" or below average.
girl 1: im way hotter than you
girl 2: bitch please get yo ugly ass outta here
me: nahhh this a whole mid off yall needa reevaluate yourselves....
by seayng November 20, 2022
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fujoing

Often used in conjunction with the word “out.” The verb form of the noun “fujoshi,” commonly known as a female who enjoys BL comics/yaoi. “Fujoing out” is when someone who may not be a full-blown fujoshi, sees two men and immediately ships them.
“Did you see this picture of Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump looking at each other? OMG I’m totally fujoing out.”
by mandylovestrees1 April 25, 2024
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Service Top

Someone who is a top in bed but likes to service the other person (mostly only doing things for the other persons pleasure ) rather then dominating them
“So I got laid the other night
“Nice, where they any good?”
“Yeah they were a total service top, they took really good care of me and made sure I liked every second of it”
by Acousticclarinet July 29, 2018
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