t popping 

Shortened form of titty popping, i.e. when someone is squeezing a girl's breasts.

Yo I was into some crazy t popping with this one chick last night at the club.

t popping by Joe Shammin January 2, 2008

If you ain't got haters you ain't poppin 

Meaning you ain't cool and you ain't doing stuff right if you don't have haters.

Come on man, stop stressin about what people say. Remember,if you ain't got haters you ain't poppin!!

If you ain't got haters you ain't poppin by Elizapple September 19, 2016

Popcorn ain't poppin'

It's when the panties ain't rollin' from the gangstamobile, and it's rain cats and dogs.

Steve: You tappin' dat?
Jeff: No hon, that popcorn ain't poppin'

Popcorn ain't poppin' by Matt Byrne December 29, 2007

Guys I can’t stop pooping 

Go to a docktor pls, I lov yoiu

Guys I can’t stop pooping I think I’m dying from poopy

Guys I can’t stop pooping by Swiftfoul20 September 9, 2020

For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang! 

I wish I knew, sorry young one

A white gang member - "Ayy Jamal the nigga for real tho"
Jamal - "For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang!"

For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang! by Am I black? December 1, 2020

Can't; Pooping 

Used when someone asks/tells you to do something and you don't feel like it.

Can be replaced by anything ending in "-ing"

Dad: "Son get of the Couch and rake the leaves."
Son: "Can't; Pooping"

Can't; Pooping by BLUEBLAHBLEH December 16, 2011