n00berty

(Pronounced "new-ber-tee")
Noun
The transition in which a n00blet will become a full-fledged n00b. N00berty is most common in n00blets ages 13-15, though this statistic is not true for everybody; some n00blets may only hit n00berty around the ages of 18 and 19.
N00berty is much like puberty, as it will usually last until adulthood. However, unlike puberty, it is most common to happen to males first.

Common symptoms caused by n00berty are:
1. Shorter attention span.
2. Increased spelling errors. (more then the common n00b/n00blet)
3. High-pitched voices.
4. Increased use of the number 1 instead of exclamation marks.
5. Excessive use of "OMG", "WTF", and "LOL".
(These symptoms usually last until the transition is complete.)

N00blet 1 - "OMG R U L33T? CAN I TRIAN WIT - OMG A BTTRFLY!!11!11!"
N00blet 2 - "LOLOLOLOL OMG WTF? U HAS NO ATENTION SPA - OMG, DER REELY IZ A BTTRFLY!111!!!eleven!"
N00blet 1 - "OMGOMGOMG!!11!!1

~N00blets going through n00berty.

n00berty by Moon_Lit_Shadow May 19, 2008

n00berey 

the act of being a n00b and/or acting like a n00b.

expirinced gamer 1: god, i wish i could report him for n00bery.
expirinced gamer 2: im banning that sob from our server for n00berey.

n00berey by Blerpies0909 January 7, 2010

n00bz0r 

A newbie to an extreme degree. See n00b. Generally used in online gameplay as a taunt when either a superior player dominates a match or when the inferior player is witnessed doing something incredibly stupid.

Hey n00bz0r, you got pwned 15 to -2. You're the n00bliest n00b that ever n00bed!

OMG HAHAHA he fired 2 rockets into the ground and walked off the edge of the tower :D! wut n00bz0r! glad he's not on our team!

n00bz0r by VrcsGrk November 7, 2004

n00ber 

Alternate pronunciation of n00b, most often used by people who like rhymes.

"I lost because my allies were über n00bers."

n00ber by Overlord Zurg March 15, 2004

n00bz0rz

A word commonly used to describe n00bz, noobs, nublets, n00belz, and newbies alike.

see: noob

That f4g is a t0t4l n00bz0rz, fux him, ima get a coke.

n00bz0rz by 14N November 28, 2005

N00ber Pwnage 

A wordplay on the term "uber pwnage," pronounced New-burr-Pone-edge, n00ber pwnage has two definitions.

1. beginners luck; when a n00b is doing well in a video game (must be against other people; ie. XBox Live, a PC game, etc)

2. the art of targeting n00bs and n00bs alone.

Example 1:
Johnny: Yes! Killing spree!
Paul: Dammit! Freaking n00ber pwnage..

Example 2:
Timmy: Boom! Headshot! Boom! Headshot!
Jimmy: Nice! *high fives Timmy* That's some n00ber pwnage, Timmy!

N00ber Pwnage by Alex Harm January 9, 2008

n00bz0rs

This is the upgraded form of n00b. n00bz0rs is a greater insult than n00b, though if you use it to much, it shall seem as if you are a n00bz0rs to. This term is simililar to h4x0rs.
TRANSLATION TO N00B!
Tis is teh ^graded form of n00b. n00bz0rs is a ubz0rs diss to thsoe n00bs. if u use that word 2 much, it looks as if u r teh n00bz0rs. I WILL PWN YOU N00BS WITH MY ALMIGHT H4X0Rs!

oh! u r such a n00bz0rs! u just got pwned by that sn1p3r!

n00bz0rs by JsRf13 March 8, 2005