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Hey look an eagle!

What you use when stuck in a tense situation, and need to get away fast. Similar to the Twix commercials.
Bob: What the HELL man? You've been sleeping with my goddamn WIFE!!!

Mary: It was a one time thing, Bob! I'm sorry! Joe, say you're sorry.

Joe:...HEY LOOK AN EAGLE!!!

*Joe flees*

Hey Look Ma, I Made It 

Amazing pop/rock song by pop bad Panic! At The Disco from their sixth album Pray for the Wicked.
Boy: Have you heard Hey Look Ma, I made it by Panic! At the disco

Girl: yeah, it's my favorite song

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller 

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".
I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

Hey bobby, look look, I'm American 

A funny video where someone of aisan descent makes fun of the avarage american
"Hey bobby, look look, I'm american-

I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?

heylookaqt 

the hottest bitch on stan twt, and the gayest. she is the definition of funny and chaotic. but she also is one of my favorite aesthetic queens. shes always there when you need someone and don't you dare ever attack her for having superior taste.
"omg, heylookaqt is my fave moot on stan twt! they're so sweet and kind."

"OMG! you're moots with heylookaqt too?!"
heylookaqt by urgfjkaha October 29, 2020