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Handshake rape 

The act of handshaking someone without their consent.

A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.

Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.
* An Australian firefighter trys to rest as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison attempts to initiate handshake intercourse*
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*

Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"
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handshake rape 

when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip
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Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.
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