Used as an explanation as to why you are requesting something when you don't want the people to know why. The more sinister your statement sounds in context, the better.
by Mec July 17, 2015
Originally found in an engrish advertisement for Japanese sake, "for reasons" has come into common usage to ironically or sarcastically point out either obvious reasons for a thing, or a complete lack of explanation. It is also used to point out a nonsensical or untrue explanation, or to avoid giving an actual explanation.
You can buy water inside, but they won't let you bring in your own water, for reasons.
Yeah, they won't let you use your cell phone on an airplane, for reasons.
Urban Dictionary editors keep deciding to not publish my word, for reasons.
Yeah, they won't let you use your cell phone on an airplane, for reasons.
Urban Dictionary editors keep deciding to not publish my word, for reasons.
by AnonymousBoschToo June 19, 2019
A justification to yourself for a bad decision.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018
Used to describe the frustrating or baffling result of a procedure when you aren't sure or confident that you have a valid explanation.
by DeadFish42 May 2, 2015
by Life+Love=Lessons Learned July 11, 2008
by 3standarddevs January 12, 2011
A meeting of rastas to speak spiritually and smoke some special herbs.
Before the splif is lit the leader says a prayer.
Before the splif is lit the leader says a prayer.
by bloodbruv February 25, 2010