bacon sex

having sex with a fat person

i had bacon sex with your mom! ............ cuz shes fat

by Aleph Daylabutliker January 3, 2010

Bacon Sex

Often known as Kilpatrick Filattio, but can be any kind of sex involving bacon wrapped around and/or stuffed inside appendages or orifices

S.C.: How 'bout it then?
S.K.: Mind if we try Bacon Sex?
S.C.: Of course not, sex is the second best use for Bacon

by Nachington November 23, 2010

Bacon Sex

When students from online schools meet together at a public function (ex. a dance or a party) for an orgy-fest or related debauchery. One or more members from said group bring bacon to the occasion.

Lizzie: Hey lets meet up at the dance for some bacon sex!
AJ: BACON SEX! WOOT!
Alex: I'm in!
Nica: I'll bring the bacon!

by immatotalBAB September 23, 2011

Turkey Bacon Sex

A loser youtube account who 20,000 fake subscribers and makes retarded vides that he thinks are funny and that people would like. The creator of this youtube accont is a tool.

Turkey bacon sex is an idiot.

by Fred_Fred_burger December 15, 2011