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Park avenue manicure 

A park avenue manicure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the fingernails and hands performed at home or in a nail salon, popular with City Slickers
Well la-dee-da mr park avenue manicure!

grand avenue middle school 

School full of flaming sexually confused children, and people who try way to hard to be gang members

maryland avenue montessori 

a place where grassed cowlike humans go.
they're okay at volleyball when against a
melancholy team, horrible at cross country. a
school to go to if you want to be made fun of, get devoured in the face by a kickball or BOTH! it's
in an odd part of milwaukee where the roads are gloomy and littered with trash. speaking of trash, the school lunch is literal dogs shit with jello-like syrup and burger buns that are soggier than moist crackers after you put them in the same container as your cheese. it’s truly amazing how many bitchy students can fit in a small classroom with a bitchy substitute because the teacher got pregnant. if you want moldy homework and peers that just can’t seem to act normally, maryland is the place to go!
Maryland Avenue Montessori (Mary-land Av-eh-new Mon-tess-orry)

A school that
“I heard we’re playing against Maryland…”
“That’s the place where all the cows go??”
“Ew”
“Yeah”

rice avenue middle school 

Full of fucked up kids who think it's okay to bully you into hating your self. They will tell you to go kill your self everyday, and expect you not to try. Then they will call you an attention whore. Look out for they guys cause they will use you for sex. Your friends they are probably fake as shit, just to warn you .
You go to Rice Avenue middle school, that school sucks you should've gone to fairview.

alabama avenue middle school

a pit of hell where administrators do not allow students to be original and unique. && the janitors do a shitass job at cleaning the bathrooms and there is graffiti in every stall
Yesterday at Alabama Avenue Middle School (AAMS)
Mr.Sims paddled that dude then sent him home for having green hair! WTF

merrick avenue middle school 

Merrick Avenue Middle School also known as mams is wear foster children go to school when they find out what sex is and all the desperate girls at mams will aboustley finger and fuck a 5 year old
You hear about that foster child that got fucked by a Merrick Avenue Middle School Girl?
No but i wouldn’t doubt she was a separate one