S on my D 

A faster way to tell someone "suck on my dick".

Matt: Hey dude are you gonna finish those nachos?

Joseph: S on my D.

S on my D by josephswalm November 11, 2007

B's On My D 

Short for "bitches on my dick."

"I've got so many B's on my D!"

"My D must be covered in honey because there's B's all over it!"

B's On My D by stewie noodles January 7, 2008

She's on my dick 

When a girl has something for and wants to have sexual intercourse with you.

"Daymn dude ya saw that girl in the bar last night? She's on my dick!"

She's on my dick by milfhunter70 August 17, 2022

put my doc's on 

1. poop

There's a guy I work with that goes poo probably about 5 times a day. He always wears doc martins and whenever you walk in to the restroom, you can see his doc's underneath in the stall.

I ate mexican food for lunch; I'll see you in 30 minutes. I got to put my doc's on

put my doc's on by anonymous_TX January 3, 2008

Bouncing on my boy's dick 

What ted cruz does every day after hes done zodiac killing the shit out of tupac's holigrams

Bouncing on my boy's dick to this for hours

Bouncing on my boy's dick by Chummmmm December 15, 2016

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. 

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. by wouldaben January 15, 2011

I swear down on my nan’s grave 

Popular statement frequently used by Formula 1 YouTuber Rocketpoweredmohawk. Used to express to swear on something or used as a general indication of anger/frustration

“If Max Verstappen wins the next race and gets his 50th win in a row, I swear down on my nan’s grave, I will be very disappointed”.

I swear down on my nan’s grave by 69ReasonsWhy April 1, 2024