National Penis Day 

In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in a formation so as to form a giant penis. Lots of chicks and dirty old men go.

James: "Hey Luke, lets go to The Square to see your mum"
Luke: "What do you mea... HEY!!"

National Penis Day by Poon-Master Phoenix September 4, 2003

National Penis day 

A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good

Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day

National Penis day by user194828 February 10, 2020

National Penis Day 

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13

“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna

National Penis Day by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

National Penis Day 

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!

“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
“

National Penis Day by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

National Small Penis Day 

The day to celebrate Malachy

Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"

National Small Penis Day by trinkolastrunphy June 4, 2018

National Penis Enchilada Day 

National Penis Enchilada Day is a holiday on November 5th. Penis Enchilada was created on November 5th 2018 by putting random words together. Penis Enchilada is still used today

"Bro guess what's next week "
"What"
"NATIONAL PENIS ENCHILADA DAY"

National Penis Enchilada Day by poosquash November 1, 2019

Feb 24: National penis inspection day 

Send a pic of your willy to a friend, they’ll rate the cock, balls, and tip for you, and maybe even send you a pic of THEIR dick

It’s Feb 24: National penis inspection day, now let’s see that penis!

Feb 24: National penis inspection day by Oldwisescrote February 24, 2022