January 2 of every year is the official day for appreciating breasts, preferably those pertaining to the female anatomy. It beats the Hell out of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, right?
Fuck, you're still hung over from two nights ago... but guess what? At least we have an entire day dedicated to titties. That's right dude, it's National Breast Appreciation Day.
by Ginger Nut January 2, 2008