A morning where you wake up and a drunkperson has been posting to Facebook all night, and you have about 15 notifications about it for no apparent reason.
When two intimate partners start their days with some fun loving. One will deficate on the stomach of their significant other and the two will proceed to tightly snuggle for at least a few minutes.
In some circumstances the pair may also spoon with the poop being on the back of the teaspoon or stomach of the tablespoon.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"