Goo Goblin

Noun
1. A person who makes a really evil/twisted/disgusting/ugly face while pretending to enjoy the taste of semen (or the fact that they are ingesting semen) by adding a sort of twisted smile to their disgust.

2. A person who is incredibly ugly and suffers such a low self confidence that they will suck anyone off and take the cum right down the throat to please the guy in an effort to appear sexy.

"That blonde chik at the party last night is a goo goblin man, it was really weird."

Goo Goblin by slapcore pleaser December 4, 2005

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Goo Goblin Lani McGoggles (poopy tom tom)

Excrement from the Lanipoofians who have killed themselves after getting into lion's enclosure and getting poofy manes.

Well, I'll be goo goblin lani mcgoggles (poopy tom tom), this is Lanipoof and I now have poofy hair as poofy excrement.

Goo Goblin Lani McGoggles (poopy tom tom) by Wongisdsadas November 20, 2019

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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