The act of pawing someone with an open palm to the face. A long and exaggerated stroke of the face normally accompanied by either the standard BWEEEAAAAAOOOOOO sound effect or a variety of others.
Dave: BWWWEEEAAAAOOOOOOOOO
Jeremy: Godammit don't hit me with the Face Paw I'm trying to read here do that some other time.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.