fap nail

When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.

Fail to Nap so Fap

I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail

by mohawk on a motard August 3, 2016

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Nails

Nails dont get on TV and whine about being nails.

The girl wanted to turn a TV show into whining about nobody respecting her, but still expected people to call her tough as nails. When you get on TV and try to be something you're not and call it reality TV, even when people know its bullshit and it's not reality, what do you expect from people besides too much, as always. Nobody owes anybody respect, its nobody's birthright to get respect or deserve respect.

by Solid Mantis July 28, 2020

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nail art claw

(n) Claw-like hand shape formed by people when posting pictures of their nail art, apparently favoured because it exposes all five figernails at once.

"Getting your hand locked in the nail art claw is a major health hazard for fashion bloggers."

by michaelvizduznier August 25, 2013

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Nail (Niall)

An amazing teenage boy who is kind of short but very cute. He has beautiful eyes and an extraordinary personality. He's sweet, funny, talented and can make you smile at the drop of a hat. He's dead sexy and very intelligent. Anyone would be extremely lucky to have him.

Nail (Niall) is a great person.

by Rocket75765 November 22, 2021

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Brown Nail

Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.

A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.

“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*

“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”

“A what?”

“A scat party!”

“Ew man! You got brown nail.”

by Tricaratope womb raider July 2, 2024

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