narcissisexual

One who loves him/herself so much that they are sexually attracted to themselves. Not to be confused with guys who jack off so much that they become very fond of their dicks.

The man who broke 3 ribs just to suck his dick is a narcissisexual.

To start loving yourself is to begin a lifelong affair.

narcissisexual by thecarcass54 January 12, 2006

Narcissism 

1. the world-view of an indivdual who only sees things in more of less absolute terms from his or her own perspective without taking objective indications to the contrary into consideration; 2. somenoe with a unilateral perspective centered only upon him or herself; 3. an affliction on co-depdendent wannabees who will never experience real happiness based upon their complete inability to empathize and share with others.

Laurie's husband is a textbook example of narcissism. He could watch a three hour movie about himself and think the main character (i.e. him) is a total asshole without ever realizing that the movie was about him.

Narcissism by Ike&Tina July 13, 2010

narcissist 

A person that does not think of anyone else...just himself. Likes to hurt others, especially women, without remorse. Seeks options that only benefit him.

Brian Wilson, formally of Fox News, is such a narcissist.

narcissist by chitown chick October 18, 2010

Facebook Narcissism

Any social media message designed to draw attention to the minutiae in one's life it would not ordinarily merit.

Travis' boisterous comments on the flavor of generic cola brands proved a perfect example of facebook narcissism.

Facebook Narcissism by Travis.The.French October 6, 2010

narcissistic women 

Want to always be the Center Of Attention. Mostly High Maintenance Women.

It's always about them. They only think of themselves. Narcissistic women will use and abuse men.

narcissistic women by Been there done that. May 24, 2006

Narcissist 

1.Excessive love or admiration of oneself.
2.A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.
3.Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.

a."That Bec Factor sends everyone photos of herself, ahh did someone say narcissist?"
b. Paris Hilton

Narcissist by Mercedes April 25, 2005

Facebook Narcissism

The feeling of pride and self-centeredness exhibited when one takes multiple pictures of oneself in the sole purpose of putting a new default of facebook. Also exhibited if the person says things like "SEXY" on their own picture comments. Dead give aways are: (1.) Adding hundreds of random strangers of the opposite sex. (2.) Cussing somebody out on Facebook but not talking to anybody in real life. (3.) Having over 50-75 pictures of themselves, alone, where it was clear they were taking pictures of themselves and have no shame in it. (4.) Updating every single thing they do {I.E. Sittin' on the toilet, ;) haha}

Hold on Doc., before you put me under, I have to update my status to 'Going under the knife LOL.'" "Seriously? You have a major case of Facebook Narcissism.

Facebook Narcissism by ima knock yo teef out June 7, 2010