heinous act of compassion

a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).

Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.
1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"

"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."

2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"

"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"

"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."

"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."
by FHGWHGADS October 07, 2008
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heinous fuckery most foul

From Christopher Moore's hilarious novel "Fluke".

Used when bad shit happens.

The opposite of bee's knees
I spent the night in jail because of a so called "friend"; that is some heinous fuckery most foul.
by Ender December 04, 2004
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heinous blow pig

I can't belive Artie ate all them fuckin devil dogs today. He's still a heinous blow pig even after he got kicked off of Mad TV.
by Gran Pappy Mud Caddy June 19, 2006
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the eptiome of curse words, used in a stream of frustration
"Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch! i just lost my wallet!"
by hehe July 04, 2003
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heinousity

the act of being heinous/ grossly wicked in a large mass.
ew, the heinousity of the mulletous men wearing socks with sandals.
by maddAYYYY X May 13, 2005
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heinously anus

The greatest sware in history! Used to describe something so foul and wicked that the word "heinous" is not strong enough to match. The word was first used by AVGN in his Dark Castle Review.
Bob: What did you think of the movie?
David: I hated it. It was the most heinously anus film I ever had the displeasure to lay my eyes on!
by _somedoot_ August 12, 2018
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heinous anus

chick who isgaudy and smarmy that also shows strong signs of hubris. when she is not even a nickle on a scale of 10 . can be used to describe either a male or a female typically females
Mary's over there looking at everybody down her nose like she's better than her when she's nothing but a heinous anus
by uncle Ruhbarb May 16, 2020
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