a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).
Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.
Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.
1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"
"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."
2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"
"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"
"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."
"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"
"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."
2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"
"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"
"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."
"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."
by FHGWHGADS October 07, 2008
From Christopher Moore's hilarious novel "Fluke".
Used when bad shit happens.
The opposite of bee's knees
Used when bad shit happens.
The opposite of bee's knees
by Ender December 04, 2004
I can't belive Artie ate all them fuckin devil dogs today. He's still a heinous blow pig even after he got kicked off of Mad TV.
by Gran Pappy Mud Caddy June 19, 2006
"Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch! i just lost my wallet!"
by hehe July 04, 2003
by maddAYYYY X May 13, 2005
The greatest sware in history! Used to describe something so foul and wicked that the word "heinous" is not strong enough to match. The word was first used by AVGN in his Dark Castle Review.
Bob: What did you think of the movie?
David: I hated it. It was the most heinously anus film I ever had the displeasure to lay my eyes on!
David: I hated it. It was the most heinously anus film I ever had the displeasure to lay my eyes on!
by _somedoot_ August 12, 2018
chick who isgaudy and smarmy that also shows strong signs of hubris. when she is not even a nickle on a scale of 10 . can be used to describe either a male or a female typically females
Mary's over there looking at everybody down her nose like she's better than her when she's nothing but a heinous anus
by uncle Ruhbarb May 16, 2020