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meeting steady 

Is meeting a person with out any strings attached and continues on to fine out more about the person before going into a comited relationship.

However can also mean meeting one person for a long period of time whilst still meeting other people but the usual is meeting one person is like a relationship.....
Sarah: oh where meeting steady
Aidan: yeah just me and you no strings attached
meeting steady by mr mo6 November 16, 2013

Meeting Houdini 

One who masterfully escapes meetings, without any trace.

All-Day Project Planning Meeting? Daily status call? Meeting with an annoying security vendor? Poof! A masterful Meeting Houdini can avoid without leaving a trace.
Bob is an amazing Meeting Houdini. I asked him to attend his yearly performance review, and I got an SMS stating "My cat died last night. His last wishes were to be cremated and have his ashes scattered in the neighbour's sandbox."
Meeting Houdini by C.Steamer March 4, 2013

MEETING WITH THE BOSS 

For most people a meeting with the boss is usually just a chat, but for some, like certain members/ex- members of the management team, the 'meeting' consists of the boss begging the member of staff to fuck her brains out over her desk , or anywhere in the service she thinks she wont get caught! What she doesnt realise though is no-one can be trusted and she will get caught- just when she thinks shes got away with it! Her favourite victim is her best friends' husband, but when it comes to it, anyone will do!
-What was that noise in the office?........
Oh don't worry, it's just another MEETING WITH THE BOSS!

-I'm sorry Karen, i didn't mean to give you chlamydia,but that's what happens after a MEETING WITH THE BOSS!

Meeting Place Express 

A website used to join corportate people into massive orgys through the power of the Internet. Often conference rooms are turned into fucking grounds as they stream live video to other corporate individuals doing the same.
I cant wait to go to work. Were having a Meeting Place Express party.

meeting (lisburn style) 

v. Meeting lip-to-lip with someone, making out.
So called from the town Lisburn, where it's all they know
Friend 1: Oh I was out the other day and I met this girl
Friend 2: ....Lisburn style?
Friend 1: Completely.
Friend 2: Meeting (lisburn style) for the sake of the definiton.

Meeting with the chief 

Verb. The act of going to the bathroom in search of privacy to have a bowel movement.
"Please excuse me while I have a meeting with the chief."