Broner

A sweaty brony which erects his penis to my little pony.. a Broner.

Sweaty Brony: ahhhhh pink pony is having a bath *broner intensifies*

by Dyleon October 1, 2019

Broner

When a straight male gets a semi hard on from the thought of taking gay actions

it was once said that wrestlers will frequently get broners.

by bababababam July 2, 2011

Broner

A bro who has a boner but is very chill.

I was telling my bros how I was playing cod when i got a nuke and a sandwich, and immediately got a broner.

by NattyIceKing April 2, 2011

Broner

That erection heterosexual men get when
A:observing and/or participating in feats of extreme manliness
or
B: while doing or seeing something extremely Bromantic.

A: Hey man, Turn off the wrestling, it's giving me a broner.

B: I was watching the trailer for "Brokeback Mountain", and popped a huge Broner.

by Jesus on crackers April 11, 2010

Broner

When Two dudes are talking about chicks they have fucked and the dude who is listening to the story gets a boner.

Johnson: the other day i space docked this richously hot bitch at some frat party there was mad poop on her vag.
Steve: no fuckin way that just gave me a ragging broner.

by ScrewgongTheDugong November 3, 2008

broner

A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."

The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total broner.

by Delongpre Dannon February 7, 2007

broner

An erection inspired by the actions of your buddy- be they sexual or just plain impressive.

“Dude, I saw you catch so much air off that jump that you gave me a broner."

Abbreviation: Brone

by Garrick Douche' November 2, 2009