moana lisa 

A famous painting made my michaelangelo of a "smiling"girl,he supposedley planned to make it hard to tell if she's smiling at you or with you

Person at museaum 1 to person 2:hey,look,theres the famous painting of moana lisa

person at museaum 2:cool.michaelangelo did great work didnt he?

person at museaum1:yes,he did.

moana lisa by history geek May 27, 2010

Mona Lisa Smile 

After you cum you take the residual cum on the tip of your penis and apply it like lipstick to your partner's lips.

"Wow, Sam's lips look really shiny," Friend 1.
Friend 2, "Yeah, I just gave her a Mona Lisa Smile."

Mona Lisa Smile by The Drs September 2, 2010

Mona lisa 

Mona lisa is when u have no fkn eyebrows or lips k. When u have skin for brows and slits for lips babe. If you a monalisa just draw on some eyebrows and Kylie Jenner those lips hun

boy 1: Dammmn you see that chick she got a fat assss.
Boy 2: *girl turns around* Naaaa man she a Mona Lisa lookin bitch.
Boy 1: damn.

Mona lisa by The hot cuntas March 15, 2019

jack n' lisa 

verb:
to do the dirty while driving a car bare fast.

"Holy shit! They just totally did a jack n' lisa...hard."

"Last time i jack n' lisa'd i crashed into a school."

jack n' lisa by billtonius clinton January 1, 2008

hood mona lisa 

Ethan keller

Ethan Keller is the hood Mona lisa

hood mona lisa by Rico shnasty September 26, 2020

Mona Lisa cleavage 

When a cleavage looks kind of perky and happy but also a little on the sad any unperky side at the same time.

"Have you seen Emily's breasts? Her tits are like "Wow!" but also kind of "Meh." at the same time... I feel like her cleavage is somehow smiling at me--but also frowning at me! It's like she's got that whole Mona Lisa Cleavage thing going on. You know, like auntie Sara."

Mona Lisa cleavage by Turtleboy3000 September 19, 2016

nan lisa 

A strong willed goood witch with naughty spoiled kids..who loves and adores her husband...

Dammit nan lisa.....Nan Lisa owes her life to Rob

nan lisa by WahooMonkeyman February 25, 2017