Johnson
I hit my Johnson on the table
Johnson by popsIsGreat September 10, 2019
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Literally anything. Johnson can be used to replace any word you can think of. No matter the word, Johnson will be able to replace it in any context.
(Someone may have hit a homerun) “Dang Matty, that man just hit a Johnson.”
(Juul) “Yo pass the Johnson, I need a hit!”
(Juul) “Yo pass the Johnson, I need a hit!”
Johnson by Johnson slayer January 23, 2020
Johnson
When asked a question (any question) to which one thinks you know the answer, the verb to "Johnson" is to waffle, procrastinate and create sufficient bluster so as to fool, create absolute confusion and go off on a tangent, leaving the questioning party stunned and bemused.
To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.
To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.
I asked Boris what he'd like for dinner last night, and i got such a "Johnson" answer, i couldn't remember my name and i'd lost 25 minutes of my life. I felt like i'd been hit by a fucking bus. I do vaguely remember him spouting some shit about the Bermuda Triangle and what happened to Michael Jackson. I won't be doing that again.
Johnson by dying_fish September 26, 2020
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