cell phone 

A device designed to give brain cancer to a large sector of the population; this is for medical research, funded by pharmaceutical companies.

Recent advances in cell phone technology have made them more addictive (video, text messaging) in order to increase the exposure time of the average citizen, and thus, create a larger sampling pool for the new brain cancer drugs.

"Dude, like, text me on my cell phone. Ow, my head hurts."

cell phone by das uberwensch May 17, 2006

cell phone 

a wireless device in which you make calls from anywhere you can pick up a signal.

I will call you from my cell phone when I get a signal.
I will test this device to see how it is edited with this word cell phone.

cell phone by mannman November 13, 2009

cell phone 

An electronic device that imprisons you.

John wasn't granted access to his wife and kids. He had been sentenced to a life long-career with a cell phone.

cell phone by Clarebear81 March 2, 2011

cell phone 

A device that is very handy in getting help if you run out of gas on the road, lost, crash, etc. Of course, now all stupid fuckoff people have one and oh say... have it ring during Advance Physics and having the professor cancel class and missing important notes which could have been useful on the final because the stupid fucker wouldn't leave when the professor told her to.

Cell phones are great for 2-5 minute conversations every week or so but not ALL the time. God fucking people with cell phones piss me off.

cell phone by sdasdsadsadas May 28, 2006

cell phone 

Something all teenagers find is necessary when really its not at all...and makes people horrible drivers. . .thats why n.y.(the only state worth living in) has a law against it

an asian person driving + cell phone = death to everyone

cell phone by A bitch and i'm sorry January 21, 2006

cell phone 

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.

dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"

cell phone by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005

Cell phone 

An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.

Jim: My new Iphone is a piece of shit.
Bob: Oh yeah my cell phone is a piece of shit to.

Cell phone by Toadzi11a September 1, 2013