porch monkey 

a black man linched on a porch often used as a racial slur

When I was driving down south i noticed that there was an awful lot of porch monkeys.

porch monkey by bassamp September 10, 2012

Porch Monkey 

A porch monkey is a black guy, I mean a monkey that hides under your porch and waits for you to get home so he can take the drug money you owe him.

"I lost all my money to a porch monkey"

"Oh my goodness thats terrible!"

Porch Monkey by Unknown '_' March 22, 2016

porch monkey 

Equivalent to "nigger".

Formerly derogatory word for a person of colour, now used as a hip term of solidarity.

Yo my main porch monkey, what time is it?

Cruisin tha hood wiv my porch monkeys.

Have you heard the new Porchmonkeys With Attitude CD?

porch monkey by roygbiv January 4, 2008

porch monkey 

Despite all the racist definitions you may have heard for this word, it can actually be applied to 80% of the population of Schenectady, NY. It crosses all racial lines. Just alot of lazy folk with nothing better to do. Sometimes just drinkin beer waiting for the some crack whores to walk by so they can get some ass.

Driving thru Schenectady, one will notice one out of every three houses are infested with porch monkeys.

porch monkey by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007

Porch Monkey 

A male/female who sits aroud,who is lazy.It use to be racial but it was changed in 2006.

Amy-Hey you lazy porch monkey get up and do something!
Jimmy-Maybe tomorrow..

Porch Monkey by Jazmine Horizon June 5, 2008

porch monkey 

A person that sits usually on their porch by themselves or with other people doing basically nothing yet looking and watching others. They can be black or white.

Hey look at that dumb ass porch monkey just sitting there staring at us -- he looks like he is up to no good.

porch monkey by Was a porch monkey November 16, 2009

porch monkey 

It means a Person, black, white, brown, or Yellow who are lazy and have nothing better to do but sit on there porch all day. All tho A long time ago I do think it started as racial term that made no since. Back then everyone use sitting on there porch as a good pastime rich or poor.

Just Like trailer park trash can be referring to anyone so can Porch monkey.

porch monkey by Francisstewart February 27, 2008