British slang defining the result when one manages to get rid of the entire contents of their rectal passage in one go, without splitting the fecal matter in any place or having to do 'seconds' (where there is more than one log).
by Stuart Fletcher November 01, 2004

James crossed the every living fuck out of Matthew and then slam cammed on Jacob and shouted "Team length" to prove his superiority .
by Cuckatron October 01, 2017

The spacing between vehicles , when you are trying to pull into traffic. It is approximately too close to pull out and too far apart for you to actually get to where you are going on time. ie. 1/2 to 3/4 of a Yugo car length.
15 trucks in a row, all going a douche length. Well might as well settle down until the incest pride parade goes past.
by benthenry April 03, 2015

by BIg juicyboy6677 January 19, 2018

by oli plant January 26, 2007

'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."
by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

by jon boy walton May 17, 2008
