Unis

A penis where the testicles and the penis are fused. (Also known as a Unit)

Felicia doesn't like Juan because he has a unis and she can not utilize her dribbling skills.

by SirRuggedBallz May 03, 2018

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Uni

A single Brow on one's face, some might choose to laser off after 8th grade.

Kirsten, from the 719, Sported a Uni until highschool, now only traces remain.

by Ron.E April 27, 2006

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unies

noun.

Uniform

A term my boyfriend used during the orange bowl when talking about the football teams' uniforms.

Clemson Tigers has pretty unies.

by AllieX0 January 05, 2012

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UNIS

A shit hole of floating info/rumors/crap.
(the stupidest stuff is heard by everyone, and never seems to fade)

i just said one thing, and now everyone seems to know. and it was 3 YEARS ago *sniffle*

ya well, that's what we call a UNIS...

by randompersonlol July 01, 2012

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Unis

When a person quickly and sharply slaps another person in the forehead, creating one of those classic "what the hell?" moments, which always tend to be fun.
RULES:
1. You MUST say unis when performing a unis on somebody. It is pronounced (yoo-nIS).
2. It is MANDATORY that it be on the forehead. If it is anywhere else on the body, it is null and void.
3. It is IMPERITIVE that it be a slap. Don't punch people in the forehead. You'll look like a complete retard, and it won't count anyways, so it'll just be a big lump of fail.

Dustin: (slaps John on the forehead) UNIS!
Jonathan: Damnit Dustin! What'd I tell you about that?
Kreig: (also slaps John on the forehead) Unis!
Jonathan: SON OF A BITCH!!

by TheGrimReefer986 June 10, 2011

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