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Funniest Drunk 

The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.

OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.

The state were you go around and do crazy things cause your a crazy drunk.
That Bobby Leane is one of the Funniest Drunk.

Sunday Funnies 

To fuck a girls arm pit from the back while she reads the Sunday paper funny pages and finally finishing on that paper.
I gave Mary a Sunday funnies last night!
Sunday Funnies by JackGeorge August 7, 2006

Fuckiness 

The smell of your underwear and/or bedsheets the morning after lots of sex.
I can still smell our fuckiness on these sheets even though I've washed them twice!
Fuckiness by Unbearable Muriel November 12, 2010

Indian Funnies

Indian Funnies are memes that involve an over usage of old memes such as “bruh”, or “21”, as well as an overly used amount of Peter Griffin and Laughing Emoji GIFS. These memes are often used to make fun of foreigner iFunny accounts. Usually when you see Indian Funnies, there will be loud Indian-style music, an overused amount of Indian instagram accounts, and lots of laughing emoji GIFS. Indian Funnies are ironically funny for how stupid they are. If you see an Indian Funny, then you are in for a real treat!
Guy on Instagram: *scrolling through and finds some Indian Funnies*
Guy on Instagram: HAHA BRUH UGANDA KNUCKLES 21 YEET!
Everyone else in class: *confused and concerned*
Indian Funnies by Bootyballin April 14, 2019

3rd funniest 

The person who's not as funny as the second funniest person, but funnier than everybody else on the charts.
Guy-What are you a comedian?
Other guy- Yea, I was the 3rd funniest guy on the show, have you ever been the 3rd funniest of anything?
Guy- You got a point, I was usually about 17th funniest out of 19 or 22, 3rd is more impressive than it seems.
3rd funniest by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
A plural exclamation of extreme humourosity.

OR

When followed by a question mark, a needy request to find out whether a joke has been accepted or not.
Girl 1: That is funnies!
Girl 2: Did you just say fannies?
Girl 1: No! That mishearing was what one might call 'funnies'!

OR

Girl 1: What's brown and sticky?
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: A stick!
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: ...funnies?
Funnies by Maria Gonzales September 13, 2008