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Cosmicality 

A cosmical mistake; to make the worst mistake possible.
"The cats decision of jumping over the dog was a disastrous cosmicality."
Cosmicality by Mr. Vox May 2, 2021

Comicapture 

The "capture" of popular and reputedly progressive comedy shows by various industries which wield influence over stakeholders within particular corporate parent companies and networks, which in turn borrow from certain comedians' or comic writers' reputations as independent-minded social critics, cashing in this artistic credence to advance the interests of industries or political lobbies which these artists and performers might otherwise be expected to satirize and expose.

The term comicapture is related to "regulatory capture", an expression originated by Woodrow Wilson to signify the phenomenon of state regulatory agencies which were created to act in the public interest but which instead advance the commercial or special interests that dominate the industries the agencies are charged with regulating.
Did you see Comedy Show X last week? It's sad when comedy commits suicide and comes back from the dead as a zombie infomercial. The show is totally comicaptured and I'm wiping it off TiVo before it eats my brain.
Comicapture by 4Gatos October 8, 2011
Last night, when I banged that chick she was super cumical!!
Cumical by terryflaps324 October 8, 2017

cosmically funny

When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.

Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"
Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?

Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.

comically small spoon 

person 1: you want a comically small spoon?
person 2: you mean a tea spoon?
person 1: alot funnier if you didnt explain it
Someone with no sense of humour; having a comical handicap.
He never gets any of my jokes, I swear he's a comicap.
comicap by urban scoob November 22, 2016