Tuba 

The Sexiest instrument of and the greatest union EVER

The
Union of
Bad
Asses

Tuba player: man i have the best instrument BITCH
Band geek: I can do my Eb scale on trumpet but i wish i played tuba
Tuba Player: Its Cause we're sexy!

Tuba by TubaPower July 12, 2009

Tuba 

The best instrument ever!!!

A large brass instrument. Tuba

Tuba by lg342 July 5, 2011

tuba 

The big mans weapon of music.

The tuba is a big mans weapon of music that pales in comparison to other instruments in a marching band.

tuba by Anonymous123450 September 5, 2009

tuba 

the most beautiful girl out there with the best personality caring funny smart GOODIE but also a BADDIE the best type and cant forget shes good at flirting that's all I really gotta say just know if you meet her you'll instantly fall in love but don't steal her shes my girl Iloveyou

did you meet tuba shes so beautiful mason is one lucky guy

tuba by maseymoo October 28, 2019

tuba 

does it matter....?? lets just say when it vibrates inbetween my legs is turns me on like no human could ever do. its the love of my life. one day i will marry it and we will have tuba/clarke babies together. mmmm tuba sex.

i want to make sweet sweet love to my big brassy tuba.

tuba by chirstopher clarke January 29, 2005

Tuba 

THE SUPERIOR INSTRUMENT!!! Despite its HORRIBLE stereotypes.

Wow, I just broke my balls with this tuba!

Tuba by Kakaiah Zasian November 14, 2020

Tuba 

An instrument named after a hot Turkish girl. One can successfully say that they fucked a musical instrument.

When I was in Istanbul last week, I banged a Tuba!

Tuba by AlJerryZeera March 23, 2022