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Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog
Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog:
Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog
Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!
When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves
Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!
Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs
Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!
Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog
Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!
When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves
Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!
Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs
Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!
Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog by WhoDatFreshBoi June 2, 2019
A Scientific Railgun
An anime series. Better known as To Aru Kagaku no Railgun (とある科学の超電磁砲＜レールガン＞ / "To Aru Kagaku no Reerugan"). A side story of To Aru Majutsu no Index (とある魔術の禁書目録＜インデックス＞ / "To Aru Majutsu no Indekkusu"). This side series is focused on another main character, Mikoto Misaka (御坂美琴 / "Misaka Mikoto"), a Level 5 esper, nicknamed "Railgun" because of her ability to manipulate electricity, to allow the use of a special move that allows her to fire a projectile at several times the speed of sound. This "move" is similar to a actual railgun, a experimental Navy weapon which fires a projectile using electromagnetic force.
A Scientific Railgun by xCLDx October 21, 2010
Scientification
The act of turning a non-scientific entity into an enhanced scientific property. Scientification is often used in the business world to describe data previously too difficult to explain regarding demographic product selection.
Through scientification, the boss explained to his team, we are able to ascertain which demographic has the highest sales potential.
Scientification by peat14 August 29, 2009
Scientific Adam
A term used by scientists when talking about the theoretical "Adam" of the present day human race. Some scientists believe that mutations in a male's Y chromosome prove that one man fathered all of humanity.
Every male has their own unique mutation in the Y chromosome. That mutation is passed on to his son and his son's sons. Now a mutation has been discovered that seems to be in every male that has been tested, giving proof of a Scientific Adam
Scientific Adam by dat1coolkidd June 25, 2008
Scientific Notation
Dividing a single number by 10 then raise it to the power of how many numbers are behind it. Also known as complete and utter usless bullshit.
Math Teacher: "Wanna hear some utter bullshit?"
Student: "Wait, let me stop you right there. The answer is Scientific Notation."
Student: "Wait, let me stop you right there. The answer is Scientific Notation."
Scientific Notation by undead-ciela December 15, 2014
A Certain Scientific Railgun
(Toaru Kagaku no Railgun とある 科学 の られぐん） An amazing anime series that follows the lives of a few main characters (Misaka-san, Shirai-san, Uiharu-san, Saten-san. As a sequel to A Certain Magical Index two of the main characters were side characters in the former series. Misaka Mikoto (main character) is an ojou-sama and a senior student at the prestigious Tokiwadai Academy. Misaka is a highly skilled student and is the third of seven level 5's in the city. The show is mostly based on the students who have varying degrees of abilities all of which can be proven scientifically.
Fan: "OMFG A CERTAIN SCIENTIFIC RAILGUN'S ON!!! GET the F*** out of my way..."
Douchetard: "WTF??"
Fan: *turns around and pops a cap in douchtard's ass*
Douchetard: "WTF??"
Fan: *turns around and pops a cap in douchtard's ass*
A Certain Scientific Railgun by lefricquer22 June 6, 2010