Southern Engineer 

surprisingly brilliant (the accent is deceptive), can make rockets out of anything, uses cotton fields as launch pads, uses y'all and centripetal force in the same sentence

NASA

He made a rocket out of moonshine; he must be a southern engineer.

Southern Engineer by rocketnerd November 12, 2011

Sex Engineer 

A person who creates new and interesting ways to have sex

Boy: "So I invented a 360º sex combo"
Girl: "So you're like a Sex Engineer?"

Sex Engineer by Mac Soul January 9, 2012

sanitary engineer 

A garbage man/waste collector.

Sanitary engineer sounds better than what it is ain't it?

sanitary engineer by BDdd December 27, 2007

sexual engineer

someone who creates new ways to bone

My bitch and I did some sexual engineering last night.

sexual engineer by ass boi July 27, 2016

Stack Overflow Engineer 

Someone who can't program for shit but stays afloat by copying and posting code from stack overflow.

Jimmy: Hey David, do you think I should ask Bob for some help with implementing multithreading?

David: Nah, Bob's a stack overflow engineer. Better to just Google it yourself.

Stack Overflow Engineer by xyzteaparty October 31, 2019

Software Engineer

A person who is rejected by the Engineering community, due to a dispute over whether software engineering is really engineering, despite the fact that software engineers don't purely write code and actually are taught other aspects of engineering.

John (Mech Eng): Hey Jim, what do you do for a living?
Jim: I'm a software engineer.
John: Nerd!
Jim: Yeah? Well this nerd wrote the program for the flight computer of the aircraft you are designing, as well as the program you used to design it. Lazy ass.
John: Meehheeh fucker. *Aside* (Dude I wish I make as much as he does. All these stupid fucking problems I did and all I get for it is to be made fun of by a rather sexy man actually.)

Software Engineer by LUENGSTUDENT March 23, 2011

shitbox engineer 

somebody who engineers things in a manner that would be considered shitty

Your a total shitbox engineer!

shitbox engineer by Fataliswire November 11, 2012