Perv Share definition Flag a man that likes children but has been labeled by the mass media as a perverted creep. Trent played with his niece on the playground until a group of women gave him dirty looks like he was a perv and he had to leave. Perv by kingofstone August 26, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Perv mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch