Newton 

The first popular PDA from Apple Computer. Early versions of the newton were slow and had poor handwriting recognition, but later revisions were very useful devices.

Newton was for a while a catch-all term to describe any PDA, in the same way as palmpilot and the british use of Hoover to describe any vacuum cleaner.

"I can't use my Newton with my new mactop so I had to buy a Palm"

Newton by Shalroth May 15, 2005

newton 

place i live. also known as jewton, it is steriotypically populated by cheap jews. the mayor is corrupt and he's been in office for 4 terms. it's way too liberal. but my backyard is cool so i'm not moving.

new-ton
new sounds like jew
add ton to jew and it rhymes with newton

newton by boston hates kerry September 16, 2008

Newton 

An awesome guy with a great personality, down to earth and always there for you. The "black sheep" of the group. Smart. Loves to work out, plan hikes, and loves Jesus.

"I need help!"

"Call Newton hes always there for you!"

Newton by audaciousmile February 3, 2010

Newton 

Badass of the Badasses

i wish i was a Newton

Newton by grumph665 June 29, 2011

Newton 

The Vice president of the world behind God.
Newton made up a few laws ages ago and everyone now is too lazy to disprove them, apart from the photo electric effect that someone who had no life was able to disprove. His most famous theory is Newtons Laws of Motion that state;
1)If something isn't moving or is going at a constant speed, there is no resultant force.
2)F=ma where Force=Mass*Acceleration
3)For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Newton is so clever that the 3rd one doesn't even make sense and yet still everyone agrees with it because Newton>You
Rumors say that when God was creating the world, on the 7th day he asked Newton to proof check the world to make sure that everything works, during this time Newton had to make gravity=9.82ms-2 and he had to make more than 1 type of pi, and change the spelling of it to pi.

Person 1:Newtons 3rd Law states that there is no resultant force therefore the car should be still.
Person 2:Newtons 20th Law says that you should stfu.
Person 1:Curse You Newton!

Newton by R4inman June 4, 2007

Newton 

An idiot, usually of low moral character and often both sexually frustrated and ambiguous

Joe goes from bar to bar acting like a real newton

Newton by I am Greek August 8, 2009

Newton 

Approximately $200,000, generally in cash.

Cecil: Hey guy, my son's a ballin' QB. He'll go to MSU but it aint gonna be free.

MSU: Aight, how much?

Cecil: Imma need about a Newton, ya feel me?

MSU: shooooo, have you seen our school. Our tradition is ringing cowbells. We aint got that kinda money, what do you think this is, Auburn?

Cecil: hmmmmmm

Newton by nate dawg uga November 16, 2010