hike and a beer

(n.) Where two masculine gay or bisexual men, often closeted, meet for some outdoor physical activity such as hiking or surfing, followed by the consumption of beer, with the understanding that they will have sex in the course of the day.

I asked Tim if he wanted to go for a hike and a beer but I wonder if he really knew what I meant.

hike and a beer by Perspective July 5, 2003

hike up

to pull up... a dress, socks, whatever...

And I'd hike up all my dress with a bow, you know...

hike up by Fabio Porto December 3, 2007

hike the Appalachian trail 

What you say you did when you come back from being missing for several days in order to hide what you were really doing.

"Jim, why haven't you been at work the past 3 days?" "Oh, I thought I'd... uh... hike the Appalachian trail!"

"Bob, why did you come home late last night?" "Oh I thought I'd hike the Appalachian trail on the way home!"

hike the Appalachian trail by SonOfALink June 24, 2009

Hike Ride 

Going on a bike ride when high, which said high can be any level, from kinda high to stoned or blazed. Originated at IU Bloomington

Nick: Dude, we're stoned. Hike ride?
Rob: Hell yeah, bro!

Hike Ride by millsyman77 September 5, 2012

Hike dyke

A hippie dyke, one who might wear flowy skirts or flannel and jeans, and leads a natural/healthy lifestyle (perhaps vegetarian or vegan, etc)

"Woah, that hike dyke has probably not washed her hair for like... ever."

Hike dyke by Frances April 23, 2004

Hike the Football 

v: when one is masturbating on the toilet, once one is about to finish, they stand up, bend over real fast and finish in the toilet, similar to a football player snapping the football

Billy: If you’re that bored, just go hike the football!

Paul: It’s too late, the play was already run!

Hike the Football by The Zachilles February 28, 2018

hike and push 

When you're walking and you hike one leg up and push out a fart.

My sister-in-law walked past and did a hike and push.

hike and push by Sam-n-Jen November 25, 2007