Company Man 

Someone who places their career above all other things, often at the cost of fun, friends, and human interaction. Often displays sycophantic behavior to earn favor from their superiors, similar to a "kiss ass" or "brown noser".

Poor Ryan, his girlfriend of 6 years dumped him because he never spent time with her. He was always at work. What a sad, sad, company man.

Company Man by fred_morales September 2, 2009

company bicycle 

A female at work who has provided sexual attention to many of her male co-workers.

At Amazon Rasan and many others have screwed the company bicycle Nicole.

company bicycle by John Daily April 15, 2008

Company Dumpty 

To take a shit while at work, or on "company" time.

Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".

Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.

Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.

Company Dumpty by T Yo February 23, 2009

Company Man 

A yes man. A suit. Some joker whose only goal in life is the expansion of his/her own career. A suck-up. A brown-noser. A worm. These guys piss me off.

Hey dirtbag, you can eat me you company man.

Company Man by Die_Tasse May 22, 2004

company man 

one who is better described in terms of an organization than in terms of himself; one who has been successfully converted from a piece of humanity into a piece of technology.

stubblefield, that nihilist douche, fired you because he is a company man, and therefore has no involvement in the human social contract. god have mercy on our fucking souls; he is an argument against life.

company man by kagus christ December 3, 2004

Company Man 

Company Man:
1. Derogative term for an individual who dedicates himself to his place of work at the expense of his hobbies, family, or friends.
2. Generally known to work long hours, often without pay.
3. Known for reporting other employees who don't act in his company's best interest (See Narc).

I can't believe Alfredo skipped wing night to finish those TPS reports! He's such a confirmed company man.

Company Man by RJ123 September 1, 2009

Company Bitch 

A person of low rank who is owned by their job or will do anything they see necessary to succeed at work, regardless of morals, ethics or loss of friends.

"I hear Marky H is the company bitch, he snitched on us all."

Company Bitch by stuandrews1975 February 15, 2012