Scuba Steve

The act of masturbating into another's face wash.

"That asshole had a threesome in my bed, now i'm gonna take his face wash and scuba steve that shit!"

Scuba Steve by the fuck name isnt used? September 30, 2009

Scuba Steve

A scuba Steve is the act of using a snorkel for sexual pleasure. The goggles are removed (or worn for enhanced breathing), and the breather tube is inserted up the vagina. The mouth piece is then inserted in the anus and a cycle of fart to queef results in a pulsating sensation giving the impression of cum inside and pull out repeatedly.

Rumours are that it allows one to breathe without the need for normal breathing and can be used under water.

Hey Stacey are you coming out tonight? “Nah I’ve got a date with scuba Steve tonight, I’m practicing cyclic breathing”.

Scuba Steve by Wom dog September 8, 2018

Scuba Steve

Also known as a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube-Man!

Scuba Steve: Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!

Scuba Steve by bigexpert May 4, 2009

Scuba Steve

The traditional douchebag handshake, in which the the elbow is raised far above the ground and the hand is almost vertical, forcing the recipient to have to reach underneath.

After Douchebag John gave me the Scuba Steve, I wanted to punch him in the face.

Scuba Steve by GLORP October 7, 2006

Scuba Steve

To shag a drunken fat girl

I can't take being a virgin,I think I'm gonna have to do a Scuba Steve

Scuba Steve by davhol November 22, 2006

Scuba Steve Chambers 

Surprisingly....a teacher at Hamilton High School notorious for his crazy classroom antics and never making any sense. He currently has a relationship with fellow student Ryan Fackey....I hear things are going quite well for them...

God Steve! Will you stop hogging the bandwidth! Ryan wants some too....

Scuba Steve Chambers by Mr. Mardoxx May 9, 2005

Scuba Steve

A person who pisses on a toilet seat then freaks out when you ask them about it.

Don't be such a scuba steve.

Scuba Steve by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010